School of Law

I'm neither friend nor foe of LA/SoCal freeway traffic.

I don't make public statements about the CA state budget.

But sitting behind the wheel of a compact rental, pushing 90 after slow drivers on the inside lane get out of the way, I have a say, if not a saying.

A free say 'bout freeways.

But what to say freely?

Thanks to Larry F. at the TSA, for starters.

What about the Austrians on the bus to LAX?

Or the way airplane shadows look like 2D whales dragging along behind?

Sounds. Cinnamon in the air.

Drivers on their way somewhere.

She there. Me here.

Let's make it clear.

"To everybody please don't block this door!!"

Simple Simon rhymin' far from the Ryman.

Will we ever live off this planet?

Take that any way you please.

But live the inside lane to speeders.

Or leave.

Middle lanes for minivans and diamond cutters only.

Portable wine refineries may pass with seeds.

Laptop users and mobile phone whisperers, dangle from power outlets.

Airline passengers, use the nearest existential exit to the offramp.

Baggage handlers, stay in your lane.

Time to recycle.