Plastic Floorrunners

As the Committee debates conflicting predictions handed to them by the hackers and computer programmers on call 24 hours a day, I sit still in my corner of the home theatre room debating whether to use the Maxitrelectric Plasmazoid 200-inch screen, the Flexomatic 250-inch projector screen or the Liquichrome Crystalzone 220-inch screen to entertain the dignitaries stopping by to watch Concussion, Inc., present its multihour frenzy of socioeconomic joy.

In the forefront of my thoughts, the hermit in me asks who in public view uses pharmacological bandages to prop them up in front of the people.

Why only athletes and nonexecutive employees get tested for visible means of support?

Do you own a two-dollar bill from 1928 or a 1000-ruble bill from 1917? How about one with Alexander on the back from 1909? Or a 1000-franc bill issued by the Banque De L'Algerie in 1942?

Where is your network and how long has it been in place?

Did you see the quiet sailplane slip through the skies, spreading tracking dust over citizens and their food/transportation?

Do you intentionally promote the manufacture and sale of powdered joy dust to keep tabs on those you need to manipulate in times of crisis, usually citizens who appear upstanding in their community and can lead their conforming, clean followers into one type of battle or another?

Shall I give you a list of some of those names we have in store for moments such as these?

I want to go 1000 years into the future and talk to you about what we're doing now to get you there, including massive drug dispersion (you think all the so-called pollution - chemicals like oestrogen and antidepressants in the water table - are accidental byproducts of modern society?).

Coordinating the activities of a global ecosystem is easier than you think.

We sheep who safely graze at night don't care who's protecting us or what they're calling wolves as long as we can eat, drink and be merry.

For those who do, more documents are available for your historical research into hysterical reactions of those we let think they are in power.