So, let me get this straight, we plan to cut off medical support of the elderly and get rid of our teachers (some of the lowest paid state workers) but we'll keep subsidising our industries without removing a penny from their coffers, all to let the states figure a way out of bankruptcy, just so we can say we are no longer the United States of America but merely the United America, eliminating the pesky, petty problem of states' rights?
Even though the Committee clearly has me organising us into a perfect New World Order, it sometimes raises the hairs down my back (forcing me to recomb my back hair) and puts pimples on geese when I think about our having to sing "New World Order over all us" in pubs while we drink to forget the poverty we've forced on the majority of our species' members.
Today's political commentary is brought to you by the makers of Pulp Paper, who happily share the following message with its loyal customers, "If you want the freedom of printing at home, we want to pollute the water in your backyard - green, algae-filled water is a sign of a healthy environment, thanks to our friends in the agricultural runoff business."
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