News update!
Shia LeBeouf cleared up the cleared-up rumour - he discovered and created Charlie Sheen and gave new life to a forgotten, out-of-original-ideas writer/director named Spielberg, not the other way around.
China banned voice overdubbing today, requiring the acting community to get its act together and complete filming scenes on the first take.
Asphalt manufacturers have claimed no-fault insurance in their divorce from customers sitting on their faulty behinds.
Are you sure LEED is misleading?
The family of the inventor of the tomahawk has filed a lawsuit in the World Court requiring all users of the word "tomahawk" in patents, copyrights and trademarks to pay an annual user fee or face criminal mischief censorship, including inducing fear in the night of attacks by tomahawk-wielding census takers.
That's all the print that fits the news!
Now, back to your planet's regularly scheduled exposure to its gravitationally-attracted power plant called the Sun.
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